Dating Sim/Dialogue

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=Dialogue=

You have been through hell and back, but now, it's time to atone for your sins in your past cycles.

You must find a mate, or die.

Which direction do you head?

>North (Spearmaster)
You trek to the north, towards a land of towering structures that pierce the heavens. You traverse the rocky, hilly fields, as you avoid the large predators that roam this area.

It is here where you hope to find a mate, if they even exist in this strange place...

You spot a strange slugcat climbing one of the towers, unlike any you've seen before.

It has no mouth with which to eat or speak with, and is able to generate spiky bone-like protrusions from its tail.

It does not react when it notices you, giving you a good view of it. Fascinating.

Do you approach it, to see if it is your compatible either as a mate or a food resource?

(North)>Yes.
You approach the strange slugcat cautiously, watching it as it climbs to the top of the tower.

You're not sure what it is doing, but you hope that it is another slugcat.

Maybe you could have a conversation or whatever slugcats do.

You call out to it, but it doesn't react. Perhaps it is deaf, or cannot hear you.

You begin to wave your hands in an effort to get its attention.

(Throw a rock at it.)

The rock hits their head, and they stare back at you with annoyance.

"Can't you tell I'm trying to ignore you? I already had to suffer through being the protagonist of the first More Slugcats dating sim, please don't drag me into this again."

You don't really follow the conversation and only stare back in confusion.

("wat... ?")

The other slugcat rubs their fingers into their forehead in frustration.

"Who even decided to make another one of these? All this time people have been waiting for More Slugcats to release... what will they think when they learn that three-and-a-half years of the entire development time was spent solely on developing this dating sim? Look, just come over here and kiss me already and let's get this over with."

("kiss u?? but you don't have a mouth...")

"I used to have mouth! Back in the first More Slugcats version. I used to be able to swallow and regurgitate spears... isn't that romantic?"

You blush. "yea... that is certainly something~ ///"

"But now look how they nerfed me! Unbelievable!!"

Spearmaster abruptly stabs a spear deep into the wall with a tremendous amount of force. It's a bit terrifying.

("how r u even talking to me rn?")

"What?? Oh... I don't need a mouth for that. I vocalize out of my tail."

You stare at the holes on their tail both fascinated and repulsed by their questionable biology.

(North>Yes)>Approach the tail.
You lean your mouth towards their tail and they immediately jump back.

"Eww, what do you think you're trying to do?"

You continue after them until they're backed into the edge of the platform.

(Go for the kill.)

As you approach, sharp needles suddenly erupt out of every hole in their tail, piercing through your body in multiple places. You die pretty much immediately.

END

>East (Rivulet & Looks to the Moon)
You travel to the east, to a large expanse of water littered with small islands and outcroppings of industrial waste and the skeletons of civilizations long forgotten. When you arrive at this water's edge, you search around for a little while, and then you find a small cave that you think will make a suitable home for you.

(Enter.)

You step into the entrance and make yourself comfortable.

However, you begin to hear some noise.

It sounds like someone is moving around and making sounds, but you cannot make out what it is because the noise is coming from further inside the cave.

You are uneasy and unsure of what to do.

(Call out to them.)

A creature suddenly springs out at an alarming speed.

It's another slugcat like you, except blue colored with some kind of strange aquatic gills on their face.

They jump up and down in excitement upon seeing you.

"It's another slugcat! It's another slugcat!" It says, clearly an energetic one.

It continues speaking excitedly.

"Hwah! Another slugcat! Did you come here to scavenge materials too?!"

("im scavenging for love <3")

Without listening to your response, the gill-slugcat jumps up on top of you.

"Mmwah! You smell so good; you are so, so good!"

"woa, calm down... ur being obnoxious." you reply.

It's not that you have anything against it per se, but this one just seems to be incredibly excited about you, and that makes you uncomfortable.

"Are you afraid of me?" The blue creature asks.

(East)>"psh, no way, ur nothing"
The gill-slugcat giggles and then suddenly jumps down into a small puddle of water and disappears.

The cave becomes very quiet after that.

You wonder if they're coming back or if maybe it didn't like your answer.

(East>"psh, no way, ur nothing")>Chase after them
You decide to jump down into the puddle too, and find out where they went.

You slip down into the frigid water and begin to gasp as the cold water rapidly seeps through your thick skin.

You try to look around underwater, but you can't see the other slugcat anywhere.

You flail your arms about, and try to tread water, but it is no use.

You're disoriented and lose track of the way back out.

It is only a few seconds later before you pass out.

END

(East>"psh, no way, ur nothing")>Wait.
After only a few minutes of waiting, you feel and hear an ominous rumbling.

The slugcat springs back out of the puddle excitedly, a huge smile on their face.

They are trailed by a monstrous mechanical beast larger than you've ever seen.

You are not smiling.

You are scared.

(Roll out of the way)

You try to move, but the beast is practically as large as the entire interior of the cave.

Its mechanical jaw crushes around you like a prison.

The other slugcat slips out swiftly with a giggle,

while the jaws clamp shut and shatter every bone in your body.

END

Artificer
(insert dialogue for Artificer branch)

Gourmand
● You travel to the west, towards a very overgrown section of the world. The world was once filled with many amazing things, and vegetation was one of them. Travelling to the west, you are searching towards a place that has grown wild with plants and flowers. As you make your way up a hill, you see a large hefty slugcat, who seems to have no problem maintaining their diet in this challenging world. As you watch, you notice that they seem to have the ability to generate infinite objects by regurgitating them from their stomach. You approach carefully, unsure of whether to attack or to speak to them.

● Pick up a spear and throw it at them.

● Pick up a rock and throw it at them.

● Greet them.

Saint
(insert dialogue for Saint branch)

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